You could say I’m an optimist.
I don’t know, sometimes i go outside tumblr too
My offer just sent me an adorable revision guide and I think it included a condom
it was a tea bag
people run “aesthetic blogs” where they just reblog pics of like neon lights and pools of water and weird textures and stuff and i don’t really get it but i like to look at those blogs, it’s nice to know that you guys are out there, always silent, never getting into fights, just reblogging pics of wrinkled plastic bags… keep doing ur thing
FRIDGE PRANK. My girlfriend scared the hell out of me! by Erik Meldik
One time in sixth grade I was being bullied really badly, and this whole circle of people gathered around me and the girl that was bullying me, and she smirked and went ‘You dumb rich bitch.’ And everyone was like OOOOOOH and I stood there for a second before pulling 20 dollars out of my wallet, placed it in her hand, and said “Buy some better insults.” And I swear the entire lunchroom rioted.
I just want everyone to see how unrealistic some expectations are.
“The cosmos are within us. We’re made of star stuff. We are a way for the cosmos to know itself.” — Carl Sagan
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